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> Boardshort Shortage on the Great Lakes, I am tired of seeing your junk!
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post May 6 2008, 12:17 PM
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OK, this has been bothering me since the beginning of the season. I was told the place to post a BEEF (or lack thereof it) is in the Boxing Ring. If you are easily offended or don't wear boardshorts over your wetsuit then you want to click the red X up at the top right of your screen now..............

OK, so we got rid of those guys, now what the HELL happened since last season here in the Great Lakes. Is there some type of boardshort shortage?

I am of the opinion no one wants to see my JUNK, wedding tackle, twig and berries, franks and beans, family jewels or package balled up in a wetsuit like a scared Turtle. So with that said I don't really care to see yours either.

I have also researched this phenomenon with my 8 female co-workers (non-kiters). They rank this practice up with you wearing a SPEEDO. They all agree there is nothing attractive about a Male in a wetsuit regardless of how in shape they are, more so if they look like me. In fact, if I may summarize their comments; they will be much less attracted to you after seeing your offerings coming out of 50 degree water than if it were left to the imagination.

I have heard from a good friend who was an avid surfer back in the day that he would have been laughed off the beach if he surfed with boardshorts. I have to say I have not seen him without boardshorts over his wetsuit EVER.

I know this older sport that was canceled a while back called windsurfing was in the practice of no boardshorts. I think it was before boardshorts were even invented so we can let this slide.

Women have no junk, so there is not an issue with this.

In conclusion, there is no good reason to not wear boardshorts over your wetsuit unless you are surfing, windsurfing (suspect) or you are a CHICK!


Now you say, I disagree! I look damn good in my skin tight 2/3 with my package showing. All us boardshort wearing mo fos ask is the next time you are out in your shortless get up, find a female and ask her "does this wetsuit make you HORNY Baby?" If she says YES than what the hell, off come my shorts and out comes the scared Turtle.



Vote Now at the URLs below and let's see who wins! Don't think you can cheat by going to your NO Boardshorts site over and over again. We know who you are and your vote will only count once, HA. The TURTLE has spoken, now bring it ON.



www.BoardshortsYES.com

www.BoardshortsNO.com



















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